Meghan, go back to Doo-wop!

When I first heard Meghan Trainor on the radio in 2014 I was blown away because of how different she was. She had a lovely voice with magic in it that she knew how to use. One can have a lovely voice but there is that extra bit that the greats have…Most of the time when I think of such greats I think of Steve Perry from Journey, Kevin Cronin from REO Speed Wagon, or Ozzy Osbourne…rockers. Of course Meghan Trainor isn’t like any of those guys, being very feminine but she had that thing that you stop and listen to, that special magical quality to her voice. You always know who she is and will never mistake her for someone else.
And then there was the all around sound of her music unlike anything I’d ever heard…unlike anything anyone has ever done! It was a thing that most people couldn’t make work…1950s Doo-wop mating with modern pop made a lovely child called Title with a huge hit called All About That Bass!
As an author who writes fantasy as well as horror and paranormal I get Meghan wanting to show all her sides and facets as a musician. I really do. But when you win a Grammy with something, like at least do a few songs like that on each CD so you can keep getting the Grammies or at least so that you can keep that THING that makes you quite unlike anyone else.
 I love all the songs on Thank You. I really do. So if this is the case why am I writing this article? Because though the songs are wonderful they aren’t anywhere near as refreshingly different as Title and Bass. Just they aren’t. Remember how Meghan got signed for Bass because no one else could sing it? Well…Yes. That is the entire point. I love so many songs on Title but could easily picture a lot of people singing any of them. Those people she was influenced by, those she originally wrote the songs for in the case of Kindly Calm Me Down…Just Meghan can be as good as the rest with Thank You or better and more unique and shine more brightly with work like Title.
Yes, Meghan. With Thank You, you showed the world that you can be just like everyone else. Well done. You can bounce it like TLC. I like them but you’re still better so be better.
She has shown her many facets in writing for others and I’m sure she will continue to do so. Again I’m not saying everything that she records Has to be Doo-wop. Just a lot of it. LOL. Because it makes her special and unique and damn it unlike anyone else and the reason L.A Reid signed her in the bloody first place!
With that being said, many of my favorite Meghan songs are on the album only 17, her final self produced release so go check it out. Not doo-wop, and very different, but as in Thank You the influences are there, but on only 17, she is being more Meghan in that I can still only picture her singing these songs.
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Delta airline warning+general airline crap

Someone should do something about the state of the airlines! Especially Delta! This blog is actually a rant email I sent to 2 friends when I discovered the awesome way Delta runs its shit so I figured I may as well share.
Be warned, there is anger and language but things you should be aware of when you travel.
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So Delta is a cunt. I paid for a direct flight to WA and a direct flight back as in one fucking way. Great. I bought in what was it OCT? We get notified 2 times that it has changed. The way there is still cool but the way home we get a giant pipe rammed up our ass with no lube. They are putting us on the plane 2 hours earlier at 5 something which means we have to be at the airport at at least 4 I’d think, and then we have to fly to get set down in Utah.From WA to Utah just to get to OR! Just to get from WA to OR. And then there is a not so delightful delay before we get on a plane to go home. So we leave at 5 something and get home at 11 something at night. But as we are in the airport at at least 4 it’s probably close to 8 hours to fly what is supposed to be roughly an hour flight home from one state to the very next state. How fucking insane that they’d even pull that shit. I knew they could change flights if there was weather or a plane needed repair but fucking over a month in advance and this is bullshit. It’s Nov 20 when we get this info and we leave Dec 28 and return Jan. 2nd. So in Nov they are changing a Jan flight to this mess. I had Orbit check and even the next day or whatever there is always the Utah stop now. I am so enraged…I need to call delta and bitch for the sake of my inner peace but right now I am just not in the place to do it. If there is no way to avoid this shit no wonder people hate travel. And the dumb bitch on the phone was from India and her English sucked balls. I mean my husband is from Russia, you know that but he can speak and he can fucking understand me when I ask is there a way to avoid this pile of horse shit in the future or is this always going to be a thing? What I want to do is to get those cock suckers from Delta and if they want to go to the grocery store up the road make them fly to Africa first…and no asshole you can not shop in Africa while you’re there. Nope. You gotta go to the store you originally wanted…I’m just taking you around a lil first.
*snarls*
I just asked her if there was a way to avoid this in the future or am I stuck with it and I could not comprehend her reply…Like there were words but they did not connect to form a sentence I could work with so I said thanks and hung up. I don’t know if her English sucked coming out or in the in put of her understanding my words was just as bad so she didn’t really know what the fuck I wanted.

The Risk of subscription boxes!

These days there is literally a subscription box for anything! It sounds great, right? Pick your favorite topic, put down an amount of money ranging from moderate to astronomical, and get a box of monthly awesome surprises! Because if the box is all about what you love, every item HAS to be awesome, right?
Yeah…Except not.
More than 2 thirds, and I’m actually being generous in my estimation, of the unboxing reviews I see on youtube on all manner of subscription boxes, the buyer isn’t completely thrilled. Sometimes a person really loves one or two items. Those one or two items actually seem to live up to the entire box of awesome one expects to get when choosing a subscription box that supposedly represents a favorite beloved topic, interest or hobby. For me all the money spent isn’t worth loving maybe two of the items in the box on a good day. So why are these people continuously wasting their money on these monthly subscriptions? Is it an addiction? Are they hording?
Or is it simply the thrill of hoping, like a desperate gambler in Vegas, that this box will have THE one thing that will make their lives complete? Is it the rush of hoping for that one thing that keeps them paying monthly?
I don’t know. I just don’t get it. That’s a lot of money that ads up on a lot of junk they wouldn’t have bought if they’d seen it in a store in most cases. I just watch other people unboxing the subscriptions that I think could be interesting, and if I happen to see an item I want (rare but it happens) I just go and buy it off ebay. Like I said, most of the stuff in the box a lot of people don’t want so those enterprising souls who would like to make some of their money back, put items up on ebay for people like me to buy. Trust me it’s way cheaper than getting a subscription box full of things you don’t want.
I get it though. If I found a subscription box full of all my interests, giving me thrills monthly, sending me awesome things I maybe didn’t even know existed, I’d totally buy it! It’s just that…it really can’t work that way. Because just because you love horror, for example, doesn’t mean you love all horror or want crap of all horror in your life. It’s as simple as that so if you don’t love horror, take the same concept I just provided and stick it onto whatever you love because it will still fit. If you love all things faerie, for example, it doesn’t ean you’ll love the lime green glitter faerie T shirt you’ll get. Or perhaps you have enough faerie magnets already and will scream if you get another. LOL.
And that last thought brings me to another topic. There is only so much of your favorite things you can love even if you are insanely easy to please. So eventually the subscription box items will pile up and become too much. Even those boxes I see that try to tailor the box to a person’s tastes will sometimes send things a person already has, or having to do with a thing they like, lets say horror, but in a format they don’t, lets say enamel pins, just for example. So even tailoring one to your specific wants isn’t a sure thing.
Because of this I tend to be smart with my money and save surprises for XMAS and my BD, trusting those who love and know me to surprise me with good things I love and maybe didn’t know existed. Just like a subscription box but for free and actually cool.
There are a few boxes I have actually tried, but those who have the option to buy just one and not lock you into a subscription that you have to deal with canceling. Those have monthly themes so one can see if they’re interested in that theme or not before buying that month’s box. I have had pleasant experiences but none to completely wow me. It was mainly a thing to try out of curiosity and as you can see I did so carefully. The boxes were reasonably priced and again I could just buy one and I was aware of the theme in advance. It’s fun when one has the need to take a little risk if a theme sounds particularly intriguing. So sure it can be fun from time to time. I just don’t see the point of the constant monthly boxes of crap and the fact it’s become such a fad makes people look kinda strange from the side…
Morticia

5 more of the best Halloween songs you probably didn’t know about

Well there is so much obscure music that has fitting Halloween themes that we came up with 5 more for you. So if you didn’t see our first top 5, check this blog:
And now for round 2!
Again these songs should be suitable for most ears as they’re not too hard or too soft, though there is a bit of style and variety just to keep things interesting. When you’ve played Monster Mash and Ghost Busters to death and your CD player is screaming for relief down load these auditory treasures and be spectacularly spooked!
5. Ghost of Frankenstein by The Misfits!
As Frankenstein has become a Halloween icon, this definitely needed to go onto our list.
This rocker has a definite spooky feel and speaks of the wonderful book by Mary Shelly in proper spooky form as the creation of Victor Frankenstein, very intelligent rather than an oaf like in the film, bemoans his crewel treatment at the hands of his insane maker. Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q39pxpUlFo
4. Gremlins by Leslie Fish. Well, the title makes this delightful little ditty self explanatory. It’s got a Gremlin like feel and gives an explanation of why the little monsters are always making trouble that seems quite reasonable. Listen to Gremlins here:
3. Bloody Hammer, by Roky Erickson. This guy has a ton of spooky songs, living and breathing horror as it should be done. This sweet little song speaks of an insane doctor, demons in the attic, and a chained baby ghost. Perfect for a frightful Halloween, right? And best of all he sings it with feeling crooning your mind into the darkest of places along with him.  Listen to it here:
2. Moondance, Van Morrison. This song is fast and light footed just like the delicious quickening feeling of Autumn and Halloween itself. It makes you want to dance under the moon of Halloween reverie. Not particularly frightening, but Halloween does have other important emotional associations that we wish to appreciate and note here. Listen to Moondance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU 
Before we list our number one track, we’d like to list a few honorable mentions.
Scream by the Misfits. The title says it all. Listen to Scream here, and maybe it’ll make you…scream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SPnl3qcso 
Harvest Moon, Blue Oyster Cult. This spooky band has come up with a perfect Autumn horror in the story told in this eerie song. Listen to Harvest Moon here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vVU7MyK9fQ
And finally for our number one Halloween song you didn’t know about…*DRUM ROLL*
Samhain, by Heather Alexander!
I would say, considering the holiday of which we we speak, that the title says it all, but it even gets better than that! Not only is this song entirely about Halloween and having a minor cord spooky feel that creeps up your spine, it speaks of the Holiday all the way back to its roots. Harvesting and the final days of that in ancient Ireland/Scotland for the Celts. We even hear how strangers who come calling and asking for a seat at the table can be viewed as dangerous gods in such a time. So sit back, listen, enjoy and prepare to be spooky with our number one choice! Let us know what you thought of our choices after hearing them, please! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB1-4qAWKpk
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That’s just how the pizza crumbles//people rant

I’m honestly not sure if this is a food rant or a people rant. but…Wanting to please the masses, and seeing how the masses, for whatever reason, love pictures of food, and people to send pictures of their food to FB commenting to it, I did this. I rarely do and maybe never again, but I did this today. I sent a pic of the pizza we ordered from Domino’s. I put a joke quip up about my husband being evil for ordering it when I told him I was not going to and that I was being good. He encourages me to be evil with food was the point. But instead people focus on the damn way the pizza is cut into damn squares! I know some pizza places, a lot, okay most do the wedge shape, but Domino’s at least in OR, does damn squares. It blows my mind that someone was blown away enough to comment. Several times. LOL. To make it worse several someone’s. They chose to focus on this, to be bothered by this…what is wrong with the world and people’s minds?
Then they actually move on to the fact we put olives on the pizza. We like olives! I mean, why pick apart someone’s pizza? Assholes they are. Really, though, it does sorta scare me…what’s wrong with people’s minds these days? Really that they actually focus, hard and like it matters on that sort of thing! It frightens me and should frighten you. LOL.
Just eat the damn pizza, right?

Buyers beware of Douches who over charge for their craft

By craft I mean anything hand made be it a painting, a carved walking stick, sunglasses, clothing, bags and jewelry!
I don’t expect people to give things away as if they were bought in China, though don’t get me wrong, I do love me some Aliexpress! But I don’t expect everyone to do that. They’re not a company in China, after all. But when people jack up the prices of their items because they made them with their own pwecious wittle hands, it is so nauseating. Why? Because I buy from other crafters/artists, who charge far less for similar work that is just as good, that’s why.
 I even sent a very over priced piece of jewelry to one of the reasonable priced sellers from whom I buy and, attempting to educate myself, asked her why!
“Why is this 500 dollars and your items are 30 dollars or 40 dollars? You also use sterling silver and the wax method as they are doing. Am I missing something?”
I”m not a jeweler, after all, so perhaps I am. She looked and said no. That I was missing nothing and she had no idea why people charged that much.
Sadly designers do this, but right or not, and I hate it so I say not, I suppose they’ve earned the right to be a designer so okay…but these little small business uppity annoyances who put on airs make me dislike them and feel they’re taking advantage of people. At the very least they need to get over themselves and stop over valuing themselves so far above others. They should perhaps do their research. For example instead of charging over 200 dollars for crocodile sterling silver stud earrings, try looking online and seeing that other crafters who also made their crocodile sterling silver stud earrings are charging 30 dollars. People who over charge by so much should be ashamed and embarrassed and those who buy from them should stop throwing their money away and shop around for 5 minutes. I promise they’ll find far better deals. Money doesn’t grow on trees so why throw it away?
Here is one infuriating example. This person is grossly over charging nearly 600 dollars for a sterling silver ring. Nope, I didn’t say gold. You read it right.
I bet Godzilla would step on him first were he to visit Tokyo. LOL.
And no one needs to wine about slander or anything, as it’s a fact the price is nearly 600 for the same sterling silver jewelry making method many other people do for far less.
Just shameful.

The thing youtube doesn’t get about viewers and these bloody ads we can’t skip

The thing youtube doesn’t get about these long ass ads that we can’t skip is that many people will likely prefer just moving on to watch something else rather than watching a depressing long commercial about some medication or other. Sure they’re thinking that when watching T.V, not everyone can skip the commercials, but that’s one reason we all started watching youtube, and usually these days you can skip them on T.V as well.
Youtube is starting to slip and I hope they improve fast and remember what made them great. If not they’ll just end up like yahoo, vanishing in the quagmire of obscurity when someone smarter rises up to remember what the people want and give it to them. So many huge and eventually formerly great companies grow too many spider legs, try to change too much, and forget why they became big in the first place. They mistakenly believe that, because they are now big, they will stay that way forever no matter what they do. They believe that no matter how much shit t hey shovel into the mouths of their fans, or customers or whatever, that people will simply continue to eat it. Well that only worked for Steven King and it was based on hope. LOL.

Top 5 awesome Halloween songs that no one ever thinks about

If you want some spooky tracks for Halloween that aren’t the usual standards but are still delightfully eerie look no further~! These are also great in that they will suit most everyone’s musical styles and tastes. Timelessly spooky, not too hard or too soft…Yeah if Goldy Locks is into Halloween these will be just right for her for sure!
5. I walked with a zombie, by Roky Erickson! Honestly all of this guy’s songs are perfect Halloween music! He sings about all things scary, but I had to pick one for this article. As zombies just keep…rising to popularity, his zombie tune seemed fitting. This song is so brilliant because it only has like 1 line, literally, and it still completely and utterly bloody rocks!!!! It is catchy, spooky and like any proper ghost will get stuck in your head and haunt you forever! Or maybe just on Halloween? The melody is haunting and beautiful, and the musical arrangement darkly perfect. Listen to I walked with a zombie for free here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGb24n9hvM
4. Devil woman, by Cliff Richard.  This song has it all. Witchy potions! A witch’s familiar in the form of a black cat haunting the neighborhood at the behest of a dark haired beautiful witch. I especially love the line about the crystal ball on the table showing the future, the past. Just spooky, witchy, catchy, not at all cute, and definitely perfect for Halloween. Listen to Devil woman free here.
3. Rickity Tickity Tin, Cover by The Women Folk. A million people, literally a million, covered this frightful Irish ballad, but I love this version. It is performed by women about a crazy las who did her family in in some spooktacular ways that are sure to give you nightmares…especially if you happen to have a crazy relative who don’t like you much, right? As The Women Folk say at the beginning of this delightfully horror filled tune, it is a duet meant for nails and chalkboards! Their version has the most old spooky feel so I believe it carries the intention of the song across most properly. Listen to Rickity Tickity Tin free here and if you want a spooky bed time story look up the lyrics while you’re at it. She even kills her baby brother! I mean…the las has no limits! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YxlcQR4FBg
2. The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria, By Blue Oyster Cult. Like Roky Erickson, this band basically only sings Halloween songs, but I had to pick one, so here it is. Pop culture loves to put Frankenstein into the Halloween mix, and this song is about him…more true to the book in wording and old world feel, it’s like you’re taking a spooky trip right back to the early 1800s. Listen to s
The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria free here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoPqrzkYMJ4
1. Happy Phantom, By Tori Amos. While this fantastic lady’s general dark lyrics and classic style make her generally perfect Victorian Gothic music, I always wondered why this particular dark little ditty wasn’t on a ton of Halloween CDS already. It’s one of those darkly cheerful songs that has you feeling good about the day when you become a ghost…or rather a happy phantom. Listen to Happy Phantom free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8fJmpuPH7w
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Best Halloween songs

People like us over at Jekyllhydeclub on youtube are already getting ready for Halloween. As items begin showing up in the stores, the delicious spooky feeling takes us over, and it’s just how we like it! Halloween hauls begin and the spooky music comes out even more frequently than usual. Autumn is coming and so are the spooks. This article is in response/food for thought for the 2 different sorts of articles that are written on the topic of Halloween music.
 The first is the sort listing all the Halloween songs we know and love as those to feature at your party. I.E Monster Mash, Love Potion Number 9, Thriller, and you get the point. That’s all well and scary, but we already know. Then there are the articles offering unknown songs as the ones to go for at your party. Songs that no one knows are really gonna get things moving. Right. Not. No one is gonna throw down to some weird tunes they’ve never heard before and that sound more weird than particularly spooky. Also those unknown songs are reported to be somehow better than Ghost Busters, I Put a Spell on You, and Purple People Eater because they are more twisted and horrifying and screwed up.So…when did Halloween stop being Spooky dark fun that could end in tricks or treats and become twisted, horrifying and screwed up? The answer is it didn’t, so people who bash the good Halloween spooky songs in favor of, for example, Throbbing Gristle, are missing the point of Halloween entirely.
 I mean come on people! I’m more into Throbbing Gristle and that sort of thing for Easter. HAHA, just kidding. But truly Twisted Dark, Morbid and Horrifying aren’t really suitable for Halloween any more than they are for Easter. People who believe otherwise don’t understand the true SPIRIT, as it were, of Halloween. When they write articles about such songs being too scary for Halloween they’re exactly right. Halloween can be scary but scary and twisted are different though they can at times hang out together when the mood strikes. Just not necessarily on Halloween.
The people who bash the traditional Halloween songs like Nosferatu, Night of the Vampire, and Ghost of John because they’re not sick enough can’t appreciate spooky over straight twisted horror. I’m not bashing twisted horror. I love me some Clive Barker as much as anyone…He’s just not what comes to mind on Halloween. The traditional songs leave you creeped out but in a delightful sort of way. If this wasn’t the way it should be, there wouldn’t be Halloween parties…There would only be Halloween slaughters. I mean it’s not rocket science.
I saw one article saying people only play those songs during the Halloween season and not all year, and somehow for them, this made the songs unsuitable for Halloween. Um…Okay? First of all I do play them all year just as I leave up Halloween decorations, but those who don’t, feel it’s more special to do such things only in the Autumn. To appreciate them more. I do play them even more frequently around that time of year to make it more…special.
You don’t see Santa’s elves rockin’ out to Jingle Bells in May, after all. Okay you really don’t SEE Santa’s elves precisely but…you get the point. It’s called Seasonal Music for a reason! Hello!